There I was in the middle of a secluded island in the Pacific. I was on the trail of the evil Dr. Daddicus. He had been plotting world domination for some time. He wanted to steal all the baby wipes in the world so that parents would be thrown into a panic when they needed some and none were there to be had. I had to stop him. No one knows more than me the importance of a good baby wipe.
Dr. Daddicus has a lair in a cave on the island. I managed to slip through his EM (ElectroMagnetic) Shields and by his henchman undetected…or so I thought. I was about to close in on him when all of a sudden I was caught by huge hands and laid out on my back in a cage behind bars. I was stretched out and they tried to immobilize me. The hands were trying to wrap me in a huge net. I fought back using all my powers. They spread some kind of substance onto my head. I can only assume it was meant to fight the genes in my body that give me my super abilities.
I kept fighting back and escaping the net. This was obviously frustrating them, as they cursing under their breath and telling me to just lay still. I couldn’t let them get me, though. I fought with all my might. Dr. Daddicus must have studied me somehow, though. Before I could even react, my body was wrapped in a cocoon of cloth, and finally they were able to wrap me in the netting, effectively immobilizing me after all. The substance on my head had sapped my strength was all I could fathom.
Will RynoBoy escape? Will he regain his strength? Will he stop Dr. Daddicus’ evil plan?
Tune in next time. Same RynoBoy time, same RynoBoy Channel!
Epilogue from BrandNewDad:
What had happened was…Ryne has cradle cap or baby eczema on his head. Jamie and I found some cream to put on it to help clear it up. We do this every other day. It seems to be working pretty well. One of the problems, though is to keep Ryne’s hands away from his head, because his hands immediately go to his mouth. To accomplish this, we wrap him in a blanket. As he grows a half inch every day, this becomes more and more difficult. He’s always been a good escape artist with the blanket, but now he’s A LOT more active than he used to be, so it’s virtually impossible to keep his arms still while we wrap him where he can’t get his arms out of the blanket.
Today it took me 5 times to wrap him in his crib before I could even walk away with his arms still wrapped up. However, when I got back just a few seconds later, he had them out already. At the end of my rope, I had to finally take his arms, put them inside of his shirt, and THEN wrap him tight with the blanket. I have never seen a kid that could neither crawl nor walk be so mobile. But hey, it’s fun times…and my kid thinks I am an evil genius.
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Your kid thinking you are a genius is awesome! Your kid thinking you are evil is something you might want to work on.
j/k!!
Well, I could see why he would think that. Everything I do almost seems contradictory to helping him: I make him lay down for naps when he wants to play, I make him get naked and into a tub for a bath when he was probably much happier and comfortable fully dressed as he was. I wrap him up where he can’t move and put strange substances on his head. I never have the milk ready when he is ready to eat. Yep, I can see why he would think that:)